The Future’s Bright. Or Maybe I Just Left the Light On.
At best, loosely connected word vomit.
A delayed 14
To summarise - I got work —> I made work —> please donate to help us make more work —> I got sad —> I’m fine.
Wow. 13. It’s been a minute.
Unlucky 13. In which I’m fine, but the world isn’t. I’m fine though. I’m fine.
A Tired 11
Shorter, more streamlined, somehow still full of absolute waffle. There’s talk of agents, Diana Rigg, and loaded fries. Enjoy!
Ten Days of Henners
Read this one for a * healthily * inflated ego, and some interesting musings on proper nouns.
Nine Swans a-Drumming
This is probably the funniest one I’ve written. The Guardian would probably give it a couple of stars.
A Shorter, Eighter Episode
In a surprise 8th release, I teach myself a lesson on the internet. If any of my teachers past or present are reading this, their reaction will be one of stunned annoyance that I never took this on board when they told it to me. Endlessly. Sorry guys. Sometimes I just gotta figure stuff out for myself.
The Seventh Blog
I think I’m starting to overthink the idea of this blog, but give it a read anyway. There is some valuable street knowledge and some hard-hitting crutch-based conversation. Honestly, I’d rate this a 5/10 but with a promising outlook for future editions.
Blog Five, Week Six
Honestly, this is pretty introspective. There’s a happy section in the middle, and an interesting wine-based bit too, but it’s pretty melancholic (that word will also make an appearance). I would honestly understand if you skipped this one.
The Fourth Installment
To be honest, this one definitely qualifies as waffle. It lacks direction and substance. But that’s part of the process, probably.